Don't ask me

Not been in the best of mood these few days.

Don't you freaking hate it when people ask you ;

1) "why my investigation results take so long?"
2) "I sent my blood already, how come the results are not here?"
3) "why my records are not here?", followed by
4) "why can't you get my stuff from xxx hospital over to here?", followed by
5) "why you ask so many questions, can't you look at my records?"
6) "why this hospital hasn't received my what and what"
7) "I already gave this to so and so"
8) "Can I do this there and ask them to send over here?"
9) "Why must I repeat this again?"
10) "How come..."

First of all, I don't personally receive anything you sent. Proof of sending is never proof of receipt. I don't bloody know why it's missing. I don't bloody know why it was not sent. Whatever stuffs you may give so and so should end up somewhere. If not, I don't bloody know where it is. I'm not begging you to repeat any damn thing. If you b***dy trust the system, don't look for me if it's missing. Why it's missing? Well, I'm as baffled as you. Don't ask me, ask someone else. I'm not your safe deposit box. I don't keep your stuffs at home. You want to send something? Do it yourself. I'm not Fed-Ex. Do I look like a courier service?

I don't control the system. I'm not the courier boy, I'm not the safe deposit box, I'm not the office boy, I'm not the typist, I'm not the IT administrator, I'm not the record office. Go look for them and ask.

There...I feel a bit better now.