Hotel California

You have a chronic ailment. Nobody wants the burden of taking care of you at home. Ah, but there is a hotel...

You can have different mates every couple of days, sometimes more often. You are served food and drinks 5 times a day. Your toilet needs are taken care of by simply pressing a bell. Medication is served to you daily. If you cannot swallow, your meds will be crushed and fed to you. You'll get free clothings and free laundry service. If you can't walk, you'll get crutches or a wheelchair with a porter thrown in. You can even bring family members to stay with you over the weekend. Everyday, medical staff will come to check on you. Tight security is provided to you, no worries of being robbed. You can even get counseling services should you have "issues" to let out. Dang...even your room is cleaned everyday.

You can complain if the food is not to your liking. You can complain if nobody comes to turn you or exercises your limbs a few times daily. You can complain if if have to buy your own pampers or additional food. You can complain if nobody picks up after you. You can complain if nobody bathes you or make sure you are clean. You can complain if it is too noisy or too cold or whatever. You can complain if nobody attends to you immediately when you press the bell. You can even complain if there is no entertainment or if there is no motivation provided.

Heck, even your family can complain if you die.

Best of all, it's practically free !!! And you can stay as long as you wish. If not, you can also complain !

Welcome to Hospital California. Who the heck wants to check out !!!